It’s finally the season finale and Kourtney is having her baby! But first we need to rehash that Khloe isn’t “producing eggs,” go to the Olympic trials with Bruce, and have a baby shower for Kourtney, so let’s get to it!

After their doctor’s appointment, Kim and Khloe go back to Khloe’s house and tell Lamar why she hasn’t been getting pregnant.  Lamar is supportive because like all men, he really has no idea what ovulating is.

Meanwhile Bruce gets invited to go to the Olympic trials in Oregon and he tells Kris how much he wants Kendall and Kylie to go with him to experience that part of his life.  This means ultimately Kendall and Kylie probably wont go because they’re self involved teenagers.

In the next “scene” Bruce asks them and they say no, as predicted. Kris says, “They’re teenagers, they want to be at the beach with the boys.”  Bruce says “it hurts” but he knows he can’t force them.  No you can’t Bruce, but Kris could sit down with them and explain “sometimes you do things for other people even if you don’t want to.”  However, that would require a certain level of parenting. Instead, Bruce goes with his two sons that are the older male version of Kendall and Kylie, named Brandon and Brody.

Kris asks Kim about the visit to the fertility clinic.  Kim tells her that she may freeze her eggs and fills her in on Khloe’s situation.  Kris tells Kim to go off birth control and “let her body rest and find its own rhythm.”  This means Kris wants Kim to get knocked up by Kanye.

At the Jenner Communications office, Kim tells Khloe she told Kris about the fertility problems.  Khloe is upset that Kim told her and says, “What I’m going through is not something that like I have fun talking about over and over again.”  Everyone reassures Khloe she is “going to have babies” and they’re all relieved that she found the problem.

Back in Oregon they all go to a museum and look at pictures of Bruce doing his track & field thing.  I will admit you can tell how happy it makes Bruce.  Let’s not forget he’s the only one on this show that’s really accomplished anything.  Bruce even says, “No pictures of Kris…kind of nice.  No Kim pictures, just the old man.”  Brandon and Brody laugh a little too hard at this because they secretly hate Kim and Kris (I’m just guessing).

They are in the process of moving into the new Dash store on Melrose and Khloe and Rob go check on everything.  Khloe loves the way it looks and decides that they need to make the Dash store in Miami “cooler. You know what that means?! Another season of Kourtney & Kim or Khloe take Miami – yay.

In Oregon, they introduce Bruce and as he walks onto the track, the stadium is on their feet. Brody and Brandon watch proudly from the sidelines and Brandon says, “It was a really special moment and will absolutely never forget that.”

Kourtney’s baby shower for her second child is fancier than my first wedding will ever be.  The highlight of this scene is Khloe talking to Kanye West about how great she thinks him and Kim are together. Kanye, surprisingly a man of few words on this show, says, “Yeah I think I’m pretty content.”

Kendall and Kylie help Brandon “shoot his music video” and Kendall says, “you’re awesome…pretty hard to believe you’re my father’s son.”  Brandon says, “He’s cooler than all of us honestly.  I think it’s important that you acknowledge all the stuff that he did because he accomplished so much.” Then he goes on to tell them how “bummed Bruce was that they weren’t there.”  Kylie says, “I think we feel a little bad that we didn’t go.”   Emphasis on “little bad.”

Kendall and Kylie buy Olympic track and field jerseys on the Internet that Bruce signed and decide they are going to surprise him and go to London to watch the Olympics with him.  Hmm Oregon or London?  I’d pick London too.

Khloe tells Kim and Kourtney that she went back to the doctor and he confirmed that she isn’t ovulating every month.  Now she has to start injecting medicine and Kim says, “It will all be worth it in the end.”  Khloe hates Kim so she especially hates the positive spin she’s putting on this.

Meanwhile Kim decides she’s going to freeze her eggs so she also has to start injecting medicine everyday.  She can’t do it herself so she makes Kris help her.  Kris isn’t’ wearing her glasses so initially she stabs Kim in the finger. They’re laughing hysterically which is really nice considering Khloe is going to have to stab herself with a needle everyday for probably the next two years to have a baby – yeah that’s right, TEAM KHLOE!

Khloe is also frustrated with Lamar because he doesn’t get how complicated the whole thing actually is.  Lamar tries to make her feel better and says, “At the end of the day it’s me and you, getting through whatever we gotta get through…we can get through anything.”  Khloe is “going through a million different emotions” but feels like every “trial and tribulation” makes them stronger.

Kourtney’s in labor, which means we switch to Kardashian home video footage. Everyone is in the delivery room and once again Kourtney pulls out her own baby (if that doesn’t make sense, watch the show because I’m not describing that any further).  They name her Penelope Scotland.  Mason comes to meet his sister and when they tell him her name he says, “No her name is sister.”

So there you have it- another season and another baby, but make sure you get plenty of rest because in 2013 Kim & Kourtney are “taking Miami.”

 

 

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